I just got a postcard from Egypt and have my own ideas about what it says. Maybe you can suggest some other interpretation than the one below:
“two misshapen people have a conversation and then one of them jumps into a kayak and releases a three leaf clover into the sky, which then makes one of the people sick and he throws up. Then he decides to get water from the Nile and have a cup of tea…which then causes him to throw up over a toilet. Then back to the kayak, where one of them is approached by three crocodiles (the original species…not the ones from sub-saharan Africa). Then one of the people take an empty bowl and makes rabbit stew and also adds a handle to the bowl. Since Christmas is coming soon, an un-striped candy cane is thrown into the Nile and is eaten by a piranha. Now back on land, the people decide to rest in their tent and have a cup of tea. One of them lays down, which causes the other one to get excited and uh..uh..uhmmm – let’s talk about the upcoming holiday and candy canes.”
Makes sense, yes?